My Toaster is an Ant Graveyard

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Let’s Talk About Ants

Because lately, my life is a constant war with them. My forces may be stronger, but their militia is far more abundant. If I leave so much as a crumb on the countertop they swarm in by the thousands.

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Prank 911

“911 emergency what’s your situation?”

I quickly hung up the phone and retreated into the garage. I wasn’t really in trouble, although now I surely would be. Horror gripped my stomach. It wasn’t me I told myself. When the phone rang I could hear it through the wall. It was the strangest ringtone I had ever heard. I wasn’t even aware our phone was capable of making that noise. Shortly after it stopped my dad came out into the garage.

“Did you call 911?” he asked calmly.

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